My Emotions Are in Charge of My Finances. Pray for Us.😇

• Honey, Be Honest

How does your mindset affect your financial success?

My Feelings Have a Buy Button 😎

Honey, I shop my emotions. I know exactly what’s bothering me; I’d just prefer to process it in new shoes. The hair is a mess, the shopping bags are multiplying, and “just looking” was apparently a damn lie.

Then I’m trading stocks aggressively, staring at my phone like I can intimidate a red number into turning green. Suddenly I have the confidence of a Wall Street executive and a bun held together by yesterday’s dry shampoo. At least the shoes have a return policy.

About Honey

Your slightly unhinged internet aunt.

I read the fine print, try the tech, chase the side hustles, and tell you whether it’s worth your money before somebody’s ad copy talks you into nonsense.


Affiliate links live here sometimes.

I may get paid if you buy through one. You don’t pay more, and the money does not get to write the review.

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